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- NEW: Speaking of fabulous, how are your breasts today?
- NEW: If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, BEHOLD BITCHES!
- Hey boobs! Stop staring at my face!
- I'm so magic I puke rainbows and sh*t pixie dust.
- Deal with it, muggle-f*@ker!
- Why pray, when you can Google?
- Handle with care: Contains awesomeness.
- You're like a slinky: Pointless and useless, but you bring a smile to my face when I push you down the stairs.
- You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules.
- All I want out of life is ice cream and cuddles. Is it too much to ask?
- It's not sweat. It's my aura glistening.
- I'm so cute. Look how fucking cute I am, mother fucker!
- Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.
- Jellyfish are attacking. Everybody grab your ice cream guns.
- Vegetarians will be the first to go.
- I bet you wish you could wear a onesie and look this good.
- I'm so happy I could sh*t a puppy.
- Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.
- Don't leave the duck there. Its totally irresponsible.
- Gin helps... everything."
- Hold me. I want you to feel greatness.
- Don't judge me by the friends I keep. Judge me by the enemies I have slain!
- I'm not waving at you. I'm just building up for the big f*@king slap you're gonna get.
- I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside me.
- I'm gonna have a great day. Don't you f*@k it up.
- It's cake o'clock! All day long.
- Your blue sky thinking is blighted with dark clouds of piss-poor ideas.
- My badger's gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!
- Ninjas in stilettos: Fashion assassins! Not so stealthy, but oh so stylish!
- Here I am! Perfection on two legs.
- You know, it's a human race. And you lost.
- Right, like I joined to get fit. I joined for the mirrors!
- Yeah, keep looking. It doesn't get any better than this.
- Disco ain't dead. It's just waiting for the beat to get funky again.
- I'm going to have to call an intervention on your stupidness. I think it will take the form of a brick.
- I'm in a totally zen-like state. Can't you tell how f*@king zen I am?!
- Your three steps to happiness: Sex, Food, Me.
- Any further complaints can be directed toward my arse, where I'm sure you'll receive a warm response.
- Let's all go be happy in front of some miserable people.
- Shark Cuddling: The new extreme sport
- Hmmm... PVC and duct tape. Superhero or Evil Mastermind?
- I'm Captain Bollocks of the Good Ship Scrotum
- I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers!
- I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat.
- Kiss my imperial arse, you Jedi mutha-fucka!
- Poltergoat! Baaaahhhhhhh.
- That's right. Creme anglaise, mother fucker.